Comes in really late, leaves really early and talks about how she needs a raise!
Worked with a girl that would alter her paycheck stub so she could keep getting housing assistance. Didn’t even hide while doing it.
My coworker makes a sound like she just unzipped her pants and is relieved every few minutes ALL DAY LONG! “Uhhhhh”
Clips nails…obsessed daily
Poops and doesn’t flush
Use the speakerphone on her work phone rather than picking up the handset
When they come in intoxicated, actually EXPECTING to start their shift, and I have to send them home. (Always hate being the bad guy. But…)
Hums and whistles ALL DAY LONG OMG
This person will call your office and when you answer the phone, she acts surprised that you answered and SAYS “OH HI”! Every single time she calls…Drives me
A lady I work with gives a detail account of her evening EVERTHING!! She is an awesome friend
Leaves notes and signs EVERYWHERE.
She slurps as she eats her sunflower seeds. Mari