When I was little I spray painted my dads blue jeep
I drew my initials in our neighbors new concrete and then tried to deny it and blame it on the neighbor boys
I took every thing out of the refrigerator to see if the lights went out
My brother and I stomped on my dad’s record collection
When I was about 17 I snuck back in my parents house one night drunk and threw up on my grandmothers antique rug totally ruined lied to my parents told them I had been to a party and drank spiked Hawaiian punch
My moms mink blanket from Korea
My boys put soda can on the outdoor glass top patio table for target practice with their BB guns and shattered the table.
“When 16 and a new driver in 69 i was taking 2 younger friends home quite late from a basketball game in moms cherry 65 nova. In total teenage euphoria, I “backed quickly out friends drive playing quick getaway. Only to nail a fire hydrant across the street. Toughest call ever made to dad. Max of Brentwood
Not expensive but funny at time. Launched spoonful of mashed potatoes across dinner table into my mothers glasses as she was reading paper.
My four-year-old daughter used a rock to draw a treasure map on my car front to back top to bottom
When they were 6, my two youngest went out to put something in the car. The next thing I heard was the engine start on my step dads 96 BMW 5 speed. It wasn’t destroyed but about $700 worth of damage and the corner chipped off my new concrete steps.
I pressed auto lock on my dads car door not knowing he had left the keys under his seat. He damaged inside with a coat hanger attempting to unlock door, had to call a lock smith got cussed out whole ride home good times good times *eyeroll*
I had to explain to my mom & dad that my 22 pound red tail boa was somewhere in the house I did not know where it was… I found her four days later in the basement rafters.