The local news was covering a snow storm in Portland, Oregon Friday night, when an annoying yuppie couple from California jogged by.
OK, maybe pretentious is a better description.
So they stopped for an interview, and explained how they weren’t used to snowy weather . . . but it was great to jog in.
Yes, we all know how terrific it is to run in SNOW.
Specifically, the woman says, quote, “It’s the perfect texture for running, very low impact.” Then the guy explains how “fun” and “nice” it is, and how it makes more sense to run than bike.
And right afterwards, they jog off .
And then the woman, who just seconds ago was waxing poetic on the joys of running in the snow, slips and EATS it.
It’s a pretty nasty fall too, but she later gave an interview to Gawker and indicated that she was fine.
Lesson learned… don’t jog in the snow.