The new season of Dancing With The Stars (or DWTS as real fans refer to it), kicks off Monday evening, March 25th on ABC. What do you think of this star power? I’m using a 1-10 scale here:
Country singer Wynona Judd: I’ll give her a 6. BTW–we’re grading on a curve here.
Comedian D.L. Hughley: A 5—Funny guy. Points deducted only because he starred in the awful Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip, a rare misstep for writer Aaron Sorkin.
Country singer Kelly Pickler: She gets a 5, just for being so determined to stay in the public eye since her stint on American Idol (AI)
Reality TV star Lisa Vanderpump: 2….never heard of her but her publicity photo makes her appear very angry. Apparently she’s a Real Housewife.
Baltimore Raven WR Jacoby Jones: Seriously? You return a kickoff for a TD in the Superbowl and now you’re on DWTS? 3.
Olympic Gymnast Aly Raisman: She’s part of the gold medal winning US Olympic gymnastics team–and she’s not the smirker….6
Former Olympic figure skater Dorothy Hamill: I’ll give her an 8. Major crush on her when I was a kid.
Comedian Andy Dick: MINUS 10! Has done some awful things in his personal life.
General Hospital Star Ingo Rademacher: That’s not my story…sorry. 4.
Disney teen star, Zendaya Coleman: She stars on the Disney show Shake It Up as Rocky Blue. Anything above or below a 5 would be unfair.
Boxer Victor Ortiz: His major claim to fame was playing Floyd Mayweather’s punching bag. 2.