The top 5 headlines for stories I’m not going to read due to the headline.
5.) Doctors remove knife from man’s head after 4 years.
4.) Patient gets wrong kidney.
3.) Clown Congressman messes up first vote.
2.) Ugandan President may release Rap album.
And the number one headline for a story I’m not going to read due to the headline.
1.) NUDE MAN CAUGHT STEALING SAUSAGES!!!